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I absolutely adore life, unlike my stupid alter ego BrazilianNinja that says we're all God's twisted designs. Everything about living brings joy to my face, and a tear to my eye. I frown upon the nonbelievers who say life has no meaning. The "real" meaning of life is to make lots of friends, eat plenty of vegetables, and have fun!

-LN

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Jan. 7, 2008 | 7:32 PM BrazilianNinja says:

*cough* Freak. *cough*

Jan. 9, 2008 | 6:12 PM LoveNinja responds:

Oh, no! Leave me alone you rude person! I have a good mind to show you the door...

Jan. 7, 2008 | 7:46 PM Endsvill says:

Umm its good and all you love life but i think you may have mania there....yeah.

Jan. 9, 2008 | 6:13 PM LoveNinja responds:

Mania, you say? *snaps neck* Preposterous, I feel happy and fine!

Jan. 8, 2008 | 12:36 AM greyshadowskyknight says:

fuck veggies im too badass for that!
no im so badass life lives for me!
ha the true objective to life is to fuck hot chicks and do whatever the hell you want!

Jan. 9, 2008 | 6:15 PM LoveNinja responds:

I'm a Vegetarian, you dewberry! Vegetables lead a healthy lifestyle. I hope you enjoy all the dead innocent animals you're eating! *sobs*

Jan. 9, 2008 | 6:20 PM BrazilianNinja says:

Beef, pork, chicken, fish, turkey... Don't knock it till you try it.

Jan. 10, 2008 | 10:22 PM LoveNinja responds:

You cruel person. God disaproves.

Jan. 10, 2008 | 10:24 PM HateNinja says:

I'm a proud Satanist and I disagree with your thoughts. Also, life has no meaning, but to make us feel pain and torture. *slits nose*

PS: I eat kitties, mazzafakka!

Jan. 10, 2008 | 10:27 PM LoveNinja responds:

Boo-hoo! You're hateful! I happen to be on a celery, tomatoes, and all things plant diet. If I wasn't the person I was, I'd spank you!

Jan. 13, 2008 | 1:47 PM Cigolini55 says:

.....I like your other ego better..fuck the veggies.

Jan. 13, 2008 | 2:42 PM LoveNinja responds:

Something tells me we can't be friends. *cries*

Jan. 13, 2008 | 8:18 PM chris-the-stick2 says:

i tottaly agree! lets dance and eat pie! yay!!!!

btw, BN in very very rude.

very rude

i mean... very

Jan. 14, 2008 | 12:08 AM LoveNinja responds:

I agree! Let's all jump off buildings and eat pie! (as long as there's no meat)
And yes. BN's a meanie.

Jan. 13, 2008 | 8:19 PM chris-the-stick2 says:

and btw, did you find my rainbow gun? i have it for very rude persons to turn them happy. YAY!

also, i eat animals :)

Jan. 14, 2008 | 12:09 AM LoveNinja responds:

Oh. I needed that boost today. Sorry. *goes to a corner and sobs*

Jan. 13, 2008 | 8:20 PM chris-the-stick2 says:

MEAT!!! HAHAHA

Jan. 14, 2008 | 12:09 AM LoveNinja responds:

GO AWAY! *covers face*

Jan. 14, 2008 | 12:11 AM BrazilianNinja says:

Hey Love, I got a question. You know where the hell is my Marilyn Monroe Edition Playboy? I can't find it anywhere...

Jan. 14, 2008 | 12:12 AM LoveNinja responds:

It's in the bathroom. Look harder.

Jan. 14, 2008 | 8:39 PM greyshadowskyknight says:

vegies are good but meat is badass! wake up get some bacon, sausage, and some grits. for lunch a turkey sandwitch, dinner some greens a fatass t-bone steak and some rice! bam! a fucking meal! we call it badass!
animals was sent here to die for our carnivorous desires...dont deny your self of this meal a meal of the gods!
oh yea animals have no rights thats why we have no trials for unendangered animals!

Jan. 14, 2008 | 10:33 PM LoveNinja responds:

B-B-But... I have to protect animals! Even if they're not extinct!

Jan. 14, 2008 | 8:56 PM SSXorcist15 says:

Wazzup BN?

Jan. 14, 2008 | 10:34 PM LoveNinja responds:

Wow. You're more annoying than me! And I barely know you! I'm offended you would call me that! I'm LoveNinja!

Jan. 14, 2008 | 9:18 PM xochlo says:

are u the braxil guy and hate guy lol u ppl look the same.

Jan. 14, 2008 | 10:34 PM LoveNinja responds:

We do, don't we? HateNinja looks like us too.

Jan. 14, 2008 | 10:14 PM Cigolini55 says:

I wanna be friends :). Now be a man hippie!

Jan. 14, 2008 | 10:36 PM LoveNinja responds:

Whatever makes you happy! Hey, brah. Wan't some organic sunshine? It's marijuana! Nah, I'm joshing you I don't smoke.

Man, I love everyone!

Jan. 14, 2008 | 10:46 PM HateNinja says:

Listen, face-ache. Animals were made to be eaten. Today I crossbowed a bird to the wal and put him in two buns. Best dish ever.

Jan. 14, 2008 | 10:47 PM LoveNinja responds:

I cried so much after I read this. What did the bird do to you? Why did you do it? WHY!?

Jan. 14, 2008 | 11:07 PM Cigolini55 says:

I seriously want to see you survive in the Amazon jungle with no veggies, and nothing to eat except the bugs and animals.

Jan. 15, 2008 | 4:25 PM LoveNinja responds:

You do realize tree bark is edible, and nutritious. I'm a ninja, you know!

Jan. 15, 2008 | 4:30 PM lunardragon96 says:

Hey, a fellow ninja! Uh... Do you live in a tree too?

Jan. 15, 2008 | 4:31 PM LoveNinja responds:

I am, and I do! It's like you've known me all my life!

Jan. 15, 2008 | 5:25 PM lunardragon96 says:

Uh....
What martial arts do you know?
My fighting skills:
Jujitsu
Karate
Tae kwon doe
Super awesome ninja tools (Kunai, Shuriken, Senbon, Katana, and bow and arrows)

Jan. 15, 2008 | 8:22 PM LoveNinja responds:

I know some moves, but I barely use them because I'm a peacemaker.
Ninjitsu, Ruas Vale Tudo, Capoeira, and martial arts integrated in Judo.
My weapon is my love!

Jan. 15, 2008 | 6:32 PM chris-the-stick2 says:

hey, lets raed and say poems! YAY!

Jan. 15, 2008 | 8:23 PM LoveNinja responds:

I suck at poetry. BrazilianNinja is better at it.

Jan. 15, 2008 | 6:33 PM chris-the-stick2 says:

also, we should pick flowers!!

Jan. 15, 2008 | 8:23 PM LoveNinja responds:

Yes, I'm doing that right now.

Jan. 15, 2008 | 9:26 PM SSXorcist15 says:

You're disturbing...

Jan. 15, 2008 | 9:31 PM LoveNinja responds:

You little f... Calm yourself LoveNinja. Find your inner Zen.

Jan. 16, 2008 | 2:02 AM TheBrazilianDuke says:

Hello, my name is TheBrazilianDuke.

I love your way of living. Why? Well I'm a rich bastard who lives in a manor, which is surrounded by peace and unicorns :) Also I'm surrounded by pine tree's.

Hence, why I'm called TheBrazilianDuke.

Jan. 16, 2008 | 3:47 PM LoveNinja responds:

Hi Cigolini55. How's the life?

Jan. 16, 2008 | 7:51 AM lunardragon96 says:

I'm also able to use my incredible speed to outrun opponents...
Fighting is pointless, however, and I would rather swim...

Jan. 16, 2008 | 3:48 PM LoveNinja responds:

Nah, for real. You can't really do that.

Jan. 16, 2008 | 11:58 AM 1337leader says:

BURN IN HELL YOU EVIL DEMON OF LOVE!!!!

Jan. 16, 2008 | 3:49 PM LoveNinja responds:

And you, go to heaven! Bye!

Jan. 16, 2008 | 9:01 PM SSXorcist15 says:

Alright, look. Here's what I have to say. You and I got off on the wrong foot, even if you ARE BN or HN's alt. I'm sorry. I just figured that since you said that you were BN's alter ego, I jumped to conclusions.

*jumps to conclusion*

Hey, this is pretty fun...

Jan. 17, 2008 | 3:04 PM LoveNinja responds:

Leave me alone, please. It's out of my jurisdiction to tell you to fuck off.

Jan. 17, 2008 | 8:08 PM greyshadowskyknight says:

but seriously though vegies arent bad it just feel empty without meat!

Jan. 18, 2008 | 10:35 AM LoveNinja responds:

It's okay. God forgives. *hugs* Smell that? It's Kayak. Great cologne.

Jan. 18, 2008 | 9:31 PM Cigolini55 says:

All i'd like to say is that your a wanna-be tree hugger.

Hippies don't cuss man, and they smoke alot of marijuana. Look at the Canadians for instance.

Jan. 18, 2008 | 11:03 PM LoveNinja responds:

Oops. Fatal error. Hippies DO cuss. Play GTA San Andreas.

Jan. 18, 2008 | 11:09 PM Cigolini55 says:

For-real tree man?!

Jan. 18, 2008 | 11:14 PM LoveNinja responds:

For real.

Jan. 18, 2008 | 11:23 PM Kangman says:

Can you teach me to love?

Jan. 18, 2008 | 11:43 PM LoveNinja responds:

Only if you teach me to be a filthy spammer.

Jan. 18, 2008 | 11:45 PM Kangman says:

well then you have to eat a hot dog

Jan. 19, 2008 | 12:27 PM LoveNinja responds:

Do you ever post anything useful?

Jan. 19, 2008 | 12:34 AM Cigolini55 says:

K, words of advice, get a new pic, like a hippie kind of one, not a old guy with a rainbow.

Also, how's the hippie women.

Jan. 19, 2008 | 12:28 PM LoveNinja responds:

No, and good.

Jan. 19, 2008 | 8:02 PM chris-the-stick2 says:

hey, wanna sing?

Jan. 20, 2008 | 9:22 PM LoveNinja responds:

Yes I do.

Jan. 20, 2008 | 4:37 AM aListers says:

I eat pie! (chicken pie!)

Jan. 20, 2008 | 9:23 PM LoveNinja responds:

I like fruit pie.

Jan. 20, 2008 | 4:39 AM aListers says:

and fruit! is that ok?

Jan. 20, 2008 | 9:23 PM LoveNinja responds:

Yes it is.

Jan. 20, 2008 | 7:52 PM Cigolini55 says:

Hey hippie version of BN, would you please visit my blog :).

Jan. 20, 2008 | 9:23 PM LoveNinja responds:

Sure thing, Mikey.

Jan. 21, 2008 | 12:06 AM Kangman says:

Do you ever post anything useful?

Well i think in my eyes everythign has a happy meaning and should be all considered useful :)

Jan. 24, 2008 | 8:42 PM LoveNinja responds:

That's the spirit! *hug*

Jan. 25, 2008 | 7:49 PM Kangman says:

get the fuck off me...Just wait i shall reveal you true identity JUST WAIT i will prove you ,hate, and brazil are aliens!!! Just wait!

also do you prefer sprite or mountain dew?

carrots or mushrooms

ANSWER THESE QUESTIONS VERY CAREFULLY

Jan. 25, 2008 | 11:23 PM LoveNinja responds:

Um... Jeeze. Mountain Dew, and Mushrooms. Am I an Alien?

Jan. 26, 2008 | 9:12 AM Kangman says:

hmm you seem clean for now....I'LL BE KEEPING MY EYS ON YOU!

Jan. 26, 2008 | 2:11 PM LoveNinja responds:

Yes, sir. *runs to cry in a corner*

Jan. 26, 2008 | 2:37 PM Kangman says:

okay now how do you poop!

HOW DO YOU POOP!!!

Jan. 26, 2008 | 3:00 PM LoveNinja responds:

Like everyone else. In a tree.

Jan. 26, 2008 | 2:50 PM Kangman says:

but god this post is funnier than hate ninjas post ^^

Jan. 26, 2008 | 3:00 PM LoveNinja responds:

It is, right?

Jan. 26, 2008 | 3:06 PM Kangman says:

so was your mom and dad trees?

Jan. 31, 2008 | 5:38 PM LoveNinja responds:

Absolutely not. If they were, I'd be a tree myself. Although I was "raised" by trees.

Jan. 27, 2008 | 8:52 PM Cigolini55 says:

I think its time for a new picture..of tree's and hippies.

Jan. 31, 2008 | 5:38 PM LoveNinja responds:

To be honest, I despise hippies.

Jan. 31, 2008 | 6:32 AM jacobcoooollll10 says:

its good you love life but meat is good animals eat other animals circle of life

Jan. 31, 2008 | 5:39 PM LoveNinja responds:

But veggies lead to a healthy lifestyle!

Jan. 31, 2008 | 6:33 AM jacobcoooollll10 says:

oh and toughen up and stop crying all the time it like a teen girl that got her cell-phone taken away!

Jan. 31, 2008 | 5:40 PM LoveNinja responds:

Golly, you know what? I will! I will toughen up... Ow! I bruised myself...

Feb. 3, 2008 | 2:40 AM Kangman says:

You do realize tree bark is edible, and nutritious. I'm a ninja, you know!

wow did the trees that raised you abusive? or are you just a cannibal?

Feb. 3, 2008 | 9:21 PM LoveNinja responds:

No. The trees raised me, then taught me the way of the tree. Then I ate them. Eating trees don't make me a cannibal. Only if I ate a human you might say that.

Funny guy, funny guy. *pounces on you and hugs*

Feb. 8, 2008 | 6:31 AM jacobcoooollll10 says:

but meat leads to a heathy life style 2 and haha u brusied ur self by trying to act tough

Feb. 15, 2008 | 7:00 PM LoveNinja responds:

Stop it! *pouty face*

Feb. 9, 2008 | 11:02 PM Kangman says:

why would you eat your raiser?
Just because they arent blood relatives doesnt make them not your parents! They raised you you are their children and what do you do? You EAT them...you are more evil then hate ninja arent you...i'm keeping my eyes one you, you colore alert level has been raise to a vouge

Feb. 15, 2008 | 7:00 PM LoveNinja responds:

Zuh?

Feb. 12, 2008 | 1:24 AM 1337leader says:

Can someone hit this guy? He scares the shit outta me with his freaky happiness.

Feb. 15, 2008 | 7:00 PM LoveNinja responds:

*hugs 1337leader*

Feb. 12, 2008 | 4:48 PM jacobcoooollll10 says:

lol u poop in a tree?? thats funny i use a toilet

Feb. 15, 2008 | 7:01 PM LoveNinja responds:

Haha! That's funnier!

Feb. 16, 2008 | 4:14 PM Kagoe says:

Glad to hear it hippie.

Feb. 18, 2008 | 10:40 PM LoveNinja responds:

I'm not a hippie. :(

Feb. 17, 2008 | 9:33 PM jagoro says:

hey there loveninja! nice to meet u1 'throws dead kittens at u' hahahaha! ur pathtic!!!

Feb. 18, 2008 | 10:40 PM LoveNinja responds:

Augh! *wracked with horror*

Feb. 18, 2008 | 10:36 PM Kangman says:

Zuh?...ALIEN!!!

*gets dissection table out*

get over here!!

Feb. 18, 2008 | 10:40 PM LoveNinja responds:

Nevar. *enters the safety box*

Feb. 20, 2008 | 6:31 AM jacobcoooollll10 says:

sorry my alter threw dead kittens at u

Feb. 21, 2008 | 1:51 PM LoveNinja responds:

No he didn't. I'm just comforting you.

Feb. 21, 2008 | 7:53 PM Cigolini55 says:

I thought you died when BN didn't mention you in his blog...

Feb. 22, 2008 | 11:22 AM LoveNinja responds:

I didn't! In fact I'm glad I'm not the baddest. I only wanna do good!

Feb. 25, 2008 | 8:36 PM SSXorcist15 says:

I'm banned, aren't I.

Mar. 2, 2008 | 1:50 PM LoveNinja responds:

:'(

Mar. 4, 2008 | 5:20 PM SSXorcist15 says:

Ai dun git it.

Mar. 6, 2008 | 7:27 AM LoveNinja responds:

Okai sry bai.

Mar. 6, 2008 | 2:22 PM DasUberCow says:

greyshadowknight said it all! Fuck the world.

Mar. 7, 2008 | 7:33 AM LoveNinja responds:

Gasp! Calamity and pandemonium!

Mar. 7, 2008 | 5:26 PM Kangman says:

Your jokes are stail, your juices are sour, you have withered and died

Mar. 8, 2008 | 4:19 PM LoveNinja responds:

Stale? Sour? Reminds me to go get some of that food in the back of the fridge. How's that for a cheesy joke?

Mar. 12, 2008 | 3:23 PM SSXorcist15 says:

New post plz?

Apr. 26, 2008 | 9:34 AM LoveNinja responds:

SSX, I thought you were dead. No thanks.

Mar. 15, 2008 | 5:06 PM Kangman says:

YOU FAIL

Apr. 26, 2008 | 9:35 AM LoveNinja responds:

KANG! D:

Mar. 18, 2008 | 3:42 PM SSXorcist15 says:

Who, Love or me?

Apr. 26, 2008 | 9:36 AM LoveNinja responds:

Tee, hee. Keep gueeeessing!

Mar. 24, 2008 | 6:14 PM Kangman says:

both of ya
Love for smoking pot and not knowing
and you for having sex with sticks

Apr. 26, 2008 | 9:36 AM LoveNinja responds:

Guilty. Although I started with Coca. Yeah. Got beat on a bench with a toaster.

Mar. 25, 2008 | 3:49 PM SSXorcist15 says:

But sticks are just so SEXY!!1

Apr. 26, 2008 | 9:37 AM LoveNinja responds:

I'm sure. You animate nothing but...

Mar. 29, 2008 | 10:45 AM aListers says:

What about salt? Is that okay? And snow? and wood?

Apr. 26, 2008 | 9:38 AM LoveNinja responds:

What the frak are you on about?

Apr. 11, 2008 | 8:55 AM jacobcoooollll10 says:

hows it going still loveing everything?

Apr. 26, 2008 | 9:37 AM LoveNinja responds:

You have no idea. Lemme give you a tight "Howdeedoo" hug.

Jun. 19, 2008 | 11:49 PM jacobcoooollll10 says:

always with the hugging....

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